Lyrics
...Addicted?...
"Huh, yeah"
Ughhh, really?
"Yep"
Alright, this one aint a song, its a skit bit
"No it int, dont listen to his shit"
Shit? yeah it is, feel free to skip it
"Pi, really, stop being a dick"
How am I being a dick, im just trying to save their time
"No, you just know where this gonna go, and its not something that you like"
I just cant be arse with it, its a waste of rhymes
“Why, I didnt even say what it was, and youre already pissed off"
Im not pissed off
“Of course your not, okay, what would you call it, then?”
Dont do that
“Do what?”
That therapist shit
“but, Pi, I ... I AM your therapist”
Yeah, well, your shit at it
“Ahh and there he is”
shit, shut up, lets just get on with it
...
...
Whoever told him weed aint addictive
Is an utter fucking dickhead
"Oh, here we go again with the third person perspective innit"
Can you please give it a rest for one minute..?
Damn!
"Whatever, the keyboards yours, enjoy it"
Thank you
("bitch")
Whoever told him weed aint addictive
Is an utter fucking dickhead
This shit got its leaves in quick, then
He dreamed of it, fiend for it, woke up in the night and skinned that shit
He kept telling himself “one more then Im finished with it”
Same promise he made his wife before she swore she'd take the kids and split
Shit, shes been dealing with decades of his shit,
But I bet he'll still be brushing every tooth of the grinder for keef as she leaves and scream its relief while the prick lets it dictate his weeks
Cant eat without it, cant sleep unless he spark that shit
Cant watch a film without going out halfway through the start of it
He believes that each fucking minute needs moments in smoke and
being sober feels broken and dependency deepens the coping
He calls it levitation cause addiction sounds worse
Says it helps with his head but he can see it is narrowing his world
The reasons he can give to you makes the reasons less true
Tell me, if he doesnt need weed, whys weed deciding what he can do?
Can a bit of weed be “just a little bit” when every bit becomes a full spliff?
How can a businessman run his business if the cannabis runs him?
Say hes managing fine while hes checking his supply before hes checking the time?
Can a bitch really tell me hes free while he scream free weed in his sleep
Can a bit of weed be “just a little bit” when every bit becomes a full spliff?
Like seriously, the prick just paused after writing the chorus
So of course hes writing this as a fat one sits on his lips
And thats the fucking joke innit?
Im not observing him as an inventor, I am him
Inventing interventions till the roach is burning my skin
I can write im alright as I sit here tonight, as I light up my mind
Light up and grind, grind up my mind, sit here tonight, alright, i can write im alright as I sit here tonight, as I light up my mind
Light up and grind, grind up my mind, sit here tonight, alright i can write in this circle of time
Shit Im just Pi
Now where the fucks my lighter
The fucking writer fighting out the lines before I got a chance to light her
Shit,
Give me a minute while I find it
...
"Hotwife of Pi"
See what I mean?
He just stopped writing to find the thing that he needs to smoke weed
Dropped P O V
because its easier to roast me when he's writing from the sidelines
Wait, what?
Now he's high he's rereading through his lines and wonder why he would write rhymes that are white lies about what he likes
Like fuck, he aint dependent on shit, shit let him finish this spliff and he'll show you him quitting this shit
...
Shit, why you even still here you prick, I told you to skip this bit
Can a bit of weed be “just a little bit” when every bit becomes a full spliff?
How can a businessman run his business if the cannabis runs him?
Say hes managing fine while hes checking his supply before hes checking the time?
Can a bitch really tell me hes free while he scream free weed in his sleep
Can a bit of weed be “just a little bit” when every bit becomes a full spliff?
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